Majority of Americans just want to go back to Pizza Hut like in the old days

(Denver, CO) A recent survey found that 9/10 Americans just want to go to Pizza Hut, order a pan pizza, and relax in a booth with comfy padded red faux-leather seats. "I don't even mind doing halvsies with my sister if I have to," said Jenny during a recent Zoom interview. "As long as no pineapple touches my side ... honestly I'm fine". The fatigue Americans are experiencing from the coronavirus pandemic and the tense political landscape has frayed nerves. "Remember the lunch buffet?" asked Dan through his mask as he waited in line for groceries, "when the vaccine makes it safe to get the all-you-can-eat special, I'm totally going to pig out. I might actually put some lettuce on my plate from the salad bar once things are all clear". As for whether he's worried about emotions running high once people are allowed to mix again, Dan says, "nah, it'll be just like high school. You see some dips*** wearing a confederate flag logo on their hat, you just make jokes about him. Out of earshot, of course. Way on the other side of the restaurant."